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  1. cajunboy:

Typical local news day in New Orleans.

GOIN TO NEW ORLEANS FOR THE WEEKEND REAL EXCITED BYEEE cajunboy:

Typical local news day in New Orleans.

GOIN TO NEW ORLEANS FOR THE WEEKEND REAL EXCITED BYEEE
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    cajunboy:

    Typical local news day in New Orleans.

    GOIN TO NEW ORLEANS FOR THE WEEKEND REAL EXCITED BYEEE

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  3. Big thanks to these babes for bringin me into this world (and so, so much more!) Big thanks to these babes for bringin me into this world (and so, so much more!)
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    Big thanks to these babes for bringin me into this world (and so, so much more!)

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  5. Poetry is a lesbian

    Prose, ack!

    So many words

    they might rise up

    against me

    like a rebel army

    Poetry, tho!

    Poetry is cavalry

    bounding west,

    having shaken off

    the men who

    would ride it

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  7. carivanderyacht:

Subway sketches. 
carivanderyacht:

Subway sketches. 
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    carivanderyacht:

    Subway sketches. 

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  9. "

    We also see the creation of tone in a toneless medium. In order to simulate conversational patterns in writing we SHOUT WHEN WE’RE SUPER EXCITED or *psssst whisper when we’re pretending to tell someone a secret while perfectly aware that anyone on the internet can read what we’re saying.* slash the coolest bit tho is that u can like ironically forgo all capitalization and punctuation just write in a weird speech pattern its ok everyone will still understand maybe it even helps read the text more quickly because nothing is interrupting the flow of words

    In short, this dialect results when people who already share a language are given new tools. The result isn’t a butchering of English language but a creative experiment with it. Am I claiming that the Internet as a whole is operating on a level of postmodernism that would make Joseph Heller, Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon seem like novices? maybe i am maybe im not u punk wut of it like who r u to tell me otherwise

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  13. Oh Siri oh girrrllll Oh Siri oh girrrllll
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    Oh Siri oh girrrllll

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  15. They do not deliver pizza to the ocean

    When you have an idea about how your life “should” be, you are like a starfish clinging to a river rock. The current moves and flows all around you. But you stay put, stubbornly gripping your idea of your life. Waiting for the river to deliver it to you like a pizza.

    Why assume that you know better than life? Why rule out the possibilities that exist if you simply open yourself to them?

    If you loosen your grip, if you live more and think less, possibilities emerge that you never would’ve allowed yourself. You’re swept from the river (clinging, stuck) to a vast ocean (floating, free). The ocean is near endless and there is no pizza delivery at all because stop being such a lazy asshole! Quit sequestering yourself! Go and live!

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  17. LAUREN COOK

    (Source: laurencook94, via partywitch)

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  19. SPRING, I WILL MOTORBOAT YOU

    Throw away your boots!
    Burn those gloves!
    They have touched
    every gross thing
    Every time you touch them,
    YOU ARE GROSS TOO

    Sometimes Starbucks bathrooms
    don’t have hooks
    DID YOU NOT NESTLE
    YOUR COAT IN A FLOOR BUNDLE?

    What’s that,
    you’ve not washed it?
    Once, though, right?
    You washed it ONCE…

    Well, spring’s coming, anyway
    Today the birds
    bid me hello
    in chirps more chipper than usual

    The air is less
    I wanna numb your extremities
    and wind fuck your face

    And more
    Oh, girl
    Unzip your coat a lil
    Lemme in there

    Spring, I am gonna dig
    my hands into you
    Work it like dough
    I am gonna wag my face in
    your blossoming trees
    till the leaves shake

    (I’m gonna motorboat spring, basically
    That’s what I’m saying here)

    I am gonna shove
    My Septa-coated coat
    and death accessories
    into a massive trash bag
    And shove it in
    the darkest corner I can find

    SEE YOU NEVER,
    I will shout

    I am gonna be
    loose as a goose

    Eat apricots for breakfast!
    Asparagus for dinner!
    Bare my feet
    Show my neck

    Open all the windows
    Let the air kiss
    my skin till it’s plush
    and birds are chirping
    the light through
    my kitchen window

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